Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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