it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
