dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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