Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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