We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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