And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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