And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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