I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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