dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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