don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
so much tequila, so little girl.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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