I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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