The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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