Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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