Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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