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go home
Everything about him screamed your future.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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