Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
