can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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