I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
This toilet bowl is my home.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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