Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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