Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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