i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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