he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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