I smell stomach acid.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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