wanna go halves on a baby?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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