Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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