the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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