I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
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