My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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