he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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