she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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