return my video game
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
His hands were made for my vagina.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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