You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Randomize
