would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
