would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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