You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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