big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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