sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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