Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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