Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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