dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was born a porn star she said
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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