we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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