I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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