I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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