Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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