this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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