it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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