I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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