Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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