After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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