He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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