was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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