Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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